Wed Dec 17 15:23:51 GMT 2008
"I have a copy of FrontPage for Dummies you can borrow. So that you can
get it done faster and I won't have to pay as much"
Client: "This looks like crap. Why did you make it like this?"
Me: "You asked me too."
Client: "If you knew it was going to look like this, why did you even bother?"
Me: "Because I charge you by the hour.
"Can I print an animation?"
"My girlfriend said that this Internet thing is quite cool. Could you
write the Internet on a cd for me?"
(google search) (amazon search)