This agreement between ______ (the "ISV") and ______ (the "Reseller") is effective as of _________, 2004.

1.  The ISV agrees that all resellers are dinosaurs and will be extinct very soon.

2.  The Reseller agrees that since it can add no real value to the business endeavors of the ISV, it will stop nagging and trying to slurp a percentange of the ISV's sales.

3.  If any portion of this agreement is found to be unenforceable, the enforceability of all remaining portions will remain intact.

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